TITLE: Jack & Sam Dr. Seuss Porn
CATEGORY: poetry (bad); crack
WORD COUNT: 764
CHARACTERS: Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter
was SO inspired by some gawdawful Sam/Jack fanfiction I rec'ed to her, that she dropped Jack & Sam into "Green Eggs & Ham". I added Daniel, Teal'c, and astrophysics.
I am Jack
I'm a jock
Jack the Jock...(Don't show this to the kids...)