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BAD POETRY: Jack and Sam Dr. Seuss Porn (R/Mature) 
15th-May-2011 08:58 am
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TITLE: Jack & Sam Dr. Seuss Porn
AUTHORS: oceania  & campylobacter
RATING: R/Mature
CATEGORY: poetry (bad); crack
WORD COUNT: 764
PAIRINGS: Sam/Jack
CHARACTERS: Jack O'Neill, Samantha Carter
SUMMARY/PREMISE: oceania  was SO inspired by some gawdawful Sam/Jack fanfiction I rec'ed to her, that she dropped Jack & Sam into "Green Eggs & Ham". I added Daniel, Teal'c, and astrophysics.

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